I'd like to add:
Wäre er nur dichter = "If only he would be more drugged" or "If only he wouldn't be incontinent"
Warme speisen im Keller = "Gays eat in the basement" ("warm brother" means "gay man" in German… but in English too I think)
Helft den armen Vögeln = Help the poor birds
Helft den Armen vögeln = Help the poor to copulate
Er verweigerte Speis und Trank = He refused to eat or drink
Er verweigerte Speis und trank = He refused to eat but drank.
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